Mancunian bloke: “Can I speak to the business owner?”
Certainly. What’s your call in connection with?
“My name’s Gary and I’m calling from The Business Consultants. It’s a quick business enquiry about…”
[I interrupt his introduction] I can help you with that; do you have a registration number?
“What for?”
Your car…
“What about my car?”
So it’s not your car?
“What car?”
For someone who said it was a quick business enquiry, you’re dragging your feet a bit. How about a model and year?
“You what, mate?”
The car. What model is it?
“Whose car?”
Do you even know, yourself?
“Know what?”
Whose car it is?
“Why are you asking me about a car?”
…because you’ve called a windscreen replacement business and I cannot help *you* unless you help *me* identify the vehicle.
[he hung up] Job done. Killed him.